The finest people in the US. Watch this genius. She walks into the store smiling like free beer is part of the rewards program. Some nice guy even holds the door for her, completely unaware he just welcomed today's shoplifter. That bag on her shoulder is empty for now, but not for long. She heads straight to the beer cooler, glances at the cashier,
Hey yo. Look at this. She ain't even two steps in and she already clocked the camera. That little ear scratch, the fake phone check, the bag swing. Nah nah, that's not nervous, that's practice. I've seen this play before. She's scanning everything, acting like she's just thirsty, but her eyes... Man, her eyes working a full-time job right now. Quic
I don't even smoke Black and Milds. I just wanted to see him get them. A person is standing on a ladder behind a counter in a convenience store, reaching for items on a high shelf. Signs for tobacco products and deals are visible, including 'BUY 3 CIGAR SAVE 75¢' and 'LIFE IS SWEET'.
Did I come with? Don't look. He's kidnapping me. These are two for one. I'm good. Except for the fact that I'm being kidnapped by him. So, I can excuse, go call the cops, please. Run, quick. Hey, bro. What's up? How's your mom's? She's always worried. You should stop by. I definitely will. Um, let me get a couple of those slurpee cups. I don't want
People who work in the HEAT rn 😂😭. Hello, how you doing? Must be nice working in the fucking air. Fucking bitch you. You want your receipt? No. You speak Spanish? No, not really. Gracias puta. Oh, what's that mean? I'm not an expert, but I think he just called you gorgeous. Oh, thank you. Hey, how are you? Hi. These are two for 3.50. Yeah, no sh*t
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